If you’re a parent who hasn’t yet had the pleasure of holding a substance that was ejected from your child’s body, well, don’t worry. Someday, you will.
And when it happens, I guarantee that maternal instinct will kick in and you’ll know exactly what to do.
When my child
starts to retch,
strive to catch
as if it
©2009 Carlotta Eike Stankiewicz
You are not alone! LMAO. Us moms we do the most ridiculous things for our kids.
Haha! This is great — it’s like Tom Cruise in “Risky Business” trying to catch the egg!