Breakfast of Champions (February 2015)

THINMINTS

Please tell me I’m not the only one who’s done this, this time of year…

 

BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS

A spinach/egg white omelet
beats a plate of eggs and bacon.

If a healthy breakfast’s what you want,
that’s what you should be makin.’

This morning, though, I’m going for broke —
so here’s the meal I’ve chosen:

A dozen yummy Thin Mints,
oh-so-fabulously frozen.

©2015 Carlotta Eike Stankiewicz

How This Cookie Crumbles

cookies ©2010 CEStankiewicz all rights reservedI’m the proud mom of a 10-year-old Girl Scout…who’s down to the last few days of Girl Scout cookie sales…who went to a Girl Scout troop sleepover at our local children’s museum…who left me at home last night with the remnants of her inventory…who now has six five boxes of Lemonades and two one boxes of Thin Mints to sell by Sunday…

PLEASE.

BUY THEM.

BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE

.

How the Cookie Crumbles

All these Trefoils,
Samoas,
Peanut Butter Patties,
Lemonades,
and Thin Mints
have made us quite the fatties.

My living room is chock full
of cookies
not yet bought;

To my little Girl Scout daughter
I must say:
Thanks-A-Lot.

©2010 Carlotta Eike Stankiewicz